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Any notable imperfections will always be clearly shown in photographs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003ePerfect for lovers of dark humour, sweary gifts, bold interiors, and statement decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eVintage Royal Grafton plate\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003eHand decorated with chrome gold vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eBold, cheeky statement design\u003cbr data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eApprox. size: 14.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003eWipe clean gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003cbr data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003eNot suitable for food use, dishwasher, soaking, fridge or microwave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003ePerfect for lovers of dark humour, sweary gifts, bold interiors, and statement décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2024\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Swears","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52627497058646,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/5086\/2422\/files\/IMG_8847.jpg?v=1771421941"},{"product_id":"fanny-funny-hand-decorated-vintage-bone-china-plate-cheeky-decorative-gift","title":"\"Fanny\" Vintage Bone China Decorative Plate | Sweary Gift | Sassy Swears","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis item is for decorative use only.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor those who like their decor bold and their humour unapologetic 💋\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis vintage Duchess bone china plate has been hand decorated with chrome rose gold vinyl reading \u003cstrong\u003eFanny\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElegant, dramatic and unmistakably cheeky, this piece blends classic vintage charm with a bold modern twist — perfect for display, gifting, or adding personality to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is designed and decorated in-house by Sassy Swears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs this is a vintage item, light signs of age may be present and form part of its character and charm. Any notable imperfections will always be clearly shown in photographs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHilarious gift for sweary besties, housewarmings, birthdays or anyone with questionable taste 💋\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage Duchess bone china plate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand decorated with chrome rose gold vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, cheeky statement design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. size: 14 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCARE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe clean gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot suitable for food use, dishwasher, soaking, fridge or microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sassy Swears","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52627555483990,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/5086\/2422\/files\/IMG_8833.jpg?v=1771422010"},{"product_id":"cunt-funny-hand-decorated-vintage-porcelain-plate-cheeky-decorative-gift","title":"\"Cunt\" Vintage Porcelain Decorative Plate | Sweary Gift | Sassy Swears","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis item is for decorative use only.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor those who like their decor bold and their humour unapologetic 💋\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis vintage English porcelain plate has been hand decorated with black vinyl reading \u003cstrong\u003eCunt\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElegant, dramatic and unmistakably cheeky, this piece blends classic vintage charm with a bold modern twist — perfect for display, gifting, or adding personality to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is designed and decorated in-house by Sassy Swears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs this is a vintage item, light signs of age may be present and form part of its character and charm. 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