{"product_id":"only-slags-use-margarine-engraved-porcelain-butter-dish-knife-set-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Only Slags Use Margarine Engraved Porcelain Butter Dish \u0026 Knife Set, Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those who like their kitchen decor iconic, sarcastic and slightly unhinged 💋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis engraved butter dish features the phrase: \u003cstrong\u003eOnly slags use margarine\u003c\/strong\u003e beautifully laser engraved onto the wooden lid. Choose to add the matching engraved stainless steel knife for the full set — because butter deserves commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny but genuinely stylish kitchen gift for butter lovers, or those who take their toast and their sense of humour — seriously 🧈💋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 White porcelain butter dish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Engraved wooden lid with removable silicone seal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Optional upgrade: matching engraved stainless steel knife, engraved with \u003cem\u003eOnly slags use margarine\u003c\/em\u003e on one side\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Fits a standard 250g block of butter comfortably\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAPPROXIMATE MEASUREMENTS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eButter dish: 16.5cm length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eButter dish: 8cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKnife length: 24.5cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is engraved in house by Sassy Swears. Due to the natural wood grain of the lid, engraving tones and patterns may vary slightly, making every piece unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not soak wooden lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe clean gently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect gift for housewarmings, birthdays, funny kitchen gifts and people who firmly believe butter belongs in every food group.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Swears","offers":[{"title":"Butter Dish Only","offer_id":54072968610134,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter Dish \u0026 Knife","offer_id":54072968642902,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/5086\/2422\/files\/249B6F07-1E0D-414A-9A6D-7CB332317B1D.jpg?v=1780407625","url":"https:\/\/sassyswears.co.uk\/products\/only-slags-use-margarine-engraved-porcelain-butter-dish-knife-set-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"Sassy Swears","version":"1.0","type":"link"}