"Marriage Wankers" Personalised Wedding Plate | Funny Sweary Gift

For those who like their weddings traditional… but their humour absolutely not 💋

This cheeky little number takes a sweet, vintage-style plate and gives it the full Sassy Swears treatment. Featuring a delicate wedding bell design paired with bold lettering reading "Marriage Wankers", it's the perfect gift for couples who don't take themselves too seriously.

Whether it's for a wedding, engagement, or anniversary – this one's guaranteed to get a laugh (and probably be their favourite gift 👀).

💌 Personalisation Option

Make it extra special by adding an "Est" date either side of the central design.

• Choose your year (e.g. 2026)
• "Est" will be added to the left, with the year on the right
• Designed to complement the plate without taking away from the main text

📏 Details

• Diameter: approx. 18 cm
• Material: Ceramic
• Colour: Soft off-white with embossed floral border
• Design: Hand-applied black vinyl lettering

🧼 Care Instructions

This piece is for decorative use and gentle handling only.

• Wipe clean with a soft cloth
• Do not soak
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Avoid scrubbing directly over the vinyl

(We like our plates like we like our humour… a bit delicate 💅)

🎁 Perfect for

• Wedding gifts
• Engagement presents
• Anniversaries
• Housewarming gifts
• Or just because marriage is… well… you know 😏

Each piece is designed in-house by Sassy Swears, making every plate a little bit rude and a lot fabulous 💋