Turns Out These Are My Monkeys – Vintage Upcycled China Plate, Funny Mum Gift

For those days when you look around and realise…
yep — these are your monkeys and this is your circus 💁‍♀️

This decorative floral plate is the perfect mix of pretty and relatable, featuring a bold statement in black vinyl that every mum (or anyone running the show) will appreciate.

Each piece is designed in house by Sassy Swears and applied to an upcycled Duchess bone china plate, giving new life to beautiful vintage pieces with a cheeky twist.

Details:
• Upcycled Duchess bone china plate
• Approx. size: 21 cm
• Black vinyl wording: “Turns out these are my monkeys & this is my circus”
• Decorative piece – perfect for display, shelf styling or gifting

Please note:
As this is an upcycled vintage item, each plate is unique and may show light signs of age such as minor marks or imperfections. Any noticeable flaws will always be shown in photos.

Care:
This plate is for decorative purposes only.
Gently wipe clean with a soft cloth.
Not suitable for dishwasher, soaking, microwave or food use (vinyl can’t handle that kind of drama 💅)

Perfect for:
• Mums (obviously 😏)
• Birthdays
• Housewarming gifts
• Anyone holding it all together… just about