Have You Considered Shutting the Fuck Up — Hand Decorated Vintage Bone China Plate
£13.00
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Have You Considered Shutting the Fuck Up — Hand Decorated Vintage Bone China Plate
£13.00
This item is for decorative use only.
For those moments when you could be polite… but choose not to 💋
This elegant Duchess bone china plate features soft pink florals and a delicate gold rim, paired with a beautifully scripted (and completely unfiltered) message in rose gold chrome vinyl reading:
"have you considered shutting the fuck up?"
The contrast between the soft, vintage design and the unapologetically bold wording makes this piece the perfect mix of classy and savage — just how we like it.
Details:
- Genuine Duchess bone china plate
- Measures approx. 16.5cm diameter
- Finished with rose gold chrome vinyl lettering
- Soft floral pattern with gold edging
- Each piece is hand decorated in-house by Sassy Swears
Important (The Not-So-Fun Bit):
- For decorative use only (not suitable for food)
- Wipe clean only – no soaking, scrubbing, or dishwasher drama
- Not microwave safe
- As this is a vintage item, there may be minor signs of age — part of its charm and story
A perfect gift for that one person who really needs telling… or a cheeky addition to your own collection.
Vintage china. Modern attitude. Unapologetically rude. 💋